Feast your eyes, my children
While they stood shocked Dolorosa grinned and pulled you close to her bosom "Momma D Is Proud Of You Child,You Aren't A Pussy Bitch Like My Son...I Officially Adopt You." You gasped with small desu anime tears in your eyes as she took a hella dollar sign necklace with a hella lot of bling. " May This Be Your New Sign My Child." she placed it over you head,smiling as you admired your bling. "Awww shit,Momma D u da best Momma."
Psi and Disciple clapped as Signless stared at the ground in lost in his thoughts. "My mother thinks I'm a pussy?" He looked up,furrowing his eyebrows "Why have things been so weird around here lately?!"
"All of you stop in the name of the Grand Highblood!" a deep voice yelled out,making you turn around with a 'bitch what chu say' face. A big buff blue blood with long straight hair had brought with him a bunch of other blueblood guards,that looked quite scared unlike him. This man was WORTHY of your sexiness mmmhmm. look at that bara mother-fucker.
You whistled at the sight of him and grinned as he gulped nervously as a blue color slightly flushed his cheeks. "Eyyyyyy. You look gooood~. But there's only one thing I must know before I make you part of my harem.." You walked towards him and stared him down, making him sweat. He cleared his throat. "S-Stop m-moving lowblood!"
"Nah." You walked behind him to see the good stuff. The Booty. Dramatically covering your mouth you stuttered out what you never thought you would find. "He..He has T-The Booty..He hAS THE BOOTY! " you took out a stamp and quickly marked his bum as yours. Sniffling proudly at your master piece. "K now your my bara bitch"
"N-nonsense lowblood I-" "Stfu hoe" "...Yes Ma'am."
"K good." You turned towards the other guards and grabbed a nearby broom that was just chilling there, Making shooing motions with it. "Scram u lil shits" they ran in fear of the mighty broom and its wielder. Your group, aka fanclub clapped in amazement at their senpai.
" Signless I got a plan for this peace thing to work." "Um, What is it?"
"We must make everyone with power my bitch." you said with a straight face.
"(Y/N) yes." you nudged Bara Husbando with your elbow.
"(Y- Y/N) y-yes" patting Signless' shoulder you gave him a ' ey man ur hippie ways wont work ' look. "See? Even Grey Hulk agrees and pretty much all in our group do too."
You assigned everyone tasks for the plan which were almost finished,which included asking Momma D some top secret clothes that will be revealed in a future chapter, also made you a pink apron for your Booty Hunk, which he was sporting mighty and proudly over his regular attire.What a man. Signless was looking for normal supplies,such as food and drinks -cough-and more bling for you-cough, you sent Disciple to search for the finest catnip,Psi was almost done making your chariot,which you will use for the most FABULOUS entrances to fuck shit up.
Oh? Darkleer? Well his task is just keeping you happy, this includes: cooking for you, cooking for you, cooking for you, compliment you, letting you seat on his back so you dont sit on the dirt and ruin you perfectly clean tushie, and flexing for you.
You plotted the rest like a sneaky snook.
K anyways, now you were all eating while talking about the actions that would take place at the GHB's place."Tho we just need to do that?"Psi the Optic Blast Hoe asked as he took a spoonful of whatever the fuck you guys want to eat in this thing. You nodded. "Then what's the catnip fur?" The Hella Kitty Bitch held a confused expression, scratching her head. "Nah thats for something else, chill."
"The only thing we'll need is for Darkleer to show us the way to his throne room and done!" you exclaimed while moving your hands in a 'BOOM' motion.
"Am i rite Phil?" you turned towards Hunky Hubby.
"U-uhm..Phil? W-Who is-"
"PHIL DEEZ NUTS AYYYYY LMAOOOOO"
"What the fuck" Signless is afraid.